10 Valentine’s Day One-Liners so bad, they’re actually good! 

Author – Anuj Nawal 

Valentine’s day is here and you think it’s the perfect moment to break the ice, to go and talk to her. But you don’t know what to say. Well here are some cheesy yet witty one liners that’ll make her laugh or maybe smile and make your job of talking to her a whole lot easier. (or Not.) 

1) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?   

3) (Pizza lover alert) 

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,

I’ve ordered a large and I’ll share it with you!

4. Do you have any raisins? (Umm..no?) How about a date?

5) (works good on the phone)

Call her up. Tell her she’s looking beautiful.

(“When did you see me?”)

“I don’t have to see you to tell you that”



6) Does your native place have a lot of rivers?

Cause daaamn!


7) I don’t think we’ve met before, but I’m pretty sure we will! 


8) “You look like my 5th girlfriend!”( “How many girlfriends did you have?”)

” 4!”

*give a cheeky smile*



9) Do you have a pen? (Lends you a pen)

Hey it’s not working! (Checks it. “It’s working”)

Well then. Go on! Write your number on this page to prove it!


10) Psst.. I’m batman. (Works everytime)


Apart from these, Honourable mentions go to the classic confident man. Pick up lines will work only if you’re confident enough to go talk to her. Being yourself is the easiest way to get her attention and it’s more likely that she’ll like you if you don’t try to fake yourself. 


Cheers! Have a happy valentine’s day!


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